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SD= Snare Drum
BD= Bass Drum
CH= Closed Hi-hat
CS= Crash Symbol
s= Double speed note, played in 8th
o= offbeat note, 1.2.3.4 <-- the periods
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Verses (I am so all-american...)
BD Ix-x-Ix-x-I
CH IssssIssssI

Chorus (F**k it)
SD IooxoIooxoIooxoIxxxxI
BD IxxxxIxxxxIxxxxIxxxxI
CH IssssIssssIssssIssssI

Bridge (everybody's someone else's...)
CS IxxxxIxxxxIxxxxIxxxxI
CH IssssIssssIssssIssssI
BD IxxxsIxxxsIxxxsIxxxsI
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